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Simona Martinaityte

What animals friends can be?


I use term ´friend´ to describe people in our lives. Some stay, some go. There are good ones, and bad ones. But it´s always more fun to start with bad ones. I will describe some people with who I had pleasure to deal with. And I apologize for animals who I used as a reference, you are better than these people.

There are rare birds, let´s say pigeons, which ones uses people and later fly away, shitting on your head on their way out. The ones who pretends to be your friends, while you feed them, help them, nurture them, but later they found someone better to use and behaves with you like you are worthless trash and their toilet is your head.

There are snakes also. They are very slippery, pretend to be your friends and then bite you and poison you. For example, you help someone who is desperate and has no skills to get a job, train them, and later those people don´t do their job and later tries to get you fired with lies because you point out that they are not working.

There are chameleons. Who change their colors while living with you. Does everything to become your friend. Until. They change their colours again, leaves apartment without paying their rent, leave it for you to pay, and steals your things. Fantastic.

Parrots. The ones who repeats all your secrets behind your back to people you hate without you knowing about it.

Wolf. The one who wants to be an alfa, first sweet and soft, but wants you to follow and do what ever it wants. Like a puppy following owner. You don´t do that, you are deleted from the pack.

Sloths. They are your friends who you help no matter what, sometimes ruining your dreams to help them get theirs. Help with what ever they need. But when you need a little bit of help, like even calling someone, they won’t move a finger ´couse are too lazy to do so.

Pandas. The ones who just wait for you to go and clean up their mess, no mater if it is the kitchen or their life. But don´t wait for anything back, even thank you. They will just keep doing nothing.

Cuckoo. The one who will start using your bed while you are not home and later you will find used condoms under your sheets. Like don´t be nasty and mess up your own bed.

Crocodile. The one who will try to get close to you and get you into the trap so you would help them getting legal papers fixed no matter the price. If you don´t, oh they will bite you, chew you up and spit you out.

Chameleon. The ones who pretend to be your friends, gets close to you, listen to your stories, but they do that just to get into your pants. You see their motives eventually. Yak.

Now lets be more positive.

There people who are like dogs in your life. Loyal and fearless. No matter what help you will need, they will go and fight with you, be near you and support you while you will solve your issues. For example when you need to fight for your rights in the legal way.

Goats. Those are people who kick you in the ass then they see that you are making bad choices, and they keep kicking you with their horns until you finally see what ass you are making out of yourself and make a right choice. For example being in relationship and giving everything and getting nothing back.

Cats. Those sweet little things will hug you while you are crying about bad shit happening in your life, and just let you talk for hours, being close to you until you will calm down.

Swans. Those are friends made for life. No matter in what city you life and how far away from each other, those friends will always remember you, and you will remember them. Those are people for who you can tell everything without any judgement.

Anyway, no matter what (good) friendship you have, treasure it, and the negative ones, the ones who ´couse you headache, time to open your eyes and see if it is worth your time and nerves to help and be there for someone who will not do the same for you.

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